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Decaf — “The Backslidden Heathen”
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Decaf — “The Backslidden Heathen”
You used to believe in something stronger.
Now look at you.
Reading labels.
Avoiding caffeine after 2 PM.
Respecting your cortisol levels.
The Backslidden Heathen is for those who fell away from the high-octane lifestyle but still show up hoping nobody notices what’s in the mug.
Smooth enough to comfort you.
Weak enough to disappoint your former self.
Perfect for evenings, overthinkers, and people one cup away from texting “I can’t do this anymore” to everyone they know.
Will it wake you up?
Not really.
But it will sit beside you quietly while you reflect on the choices that brought you here.
But there is always hope.
We will pray for you.
Tasting notes: lost convictions, emotional support beverages, and the ghost of caffeine past.